"Listen to Chelsea Hotel while drinking some whisky, not a lot, just a little, try to stand next to a window and stare at the cars passing by. That'll cheer you up."
-Adrian's advice on how to get over a home-alone saturday night.
"Buy 10 items or less and then when shes scanning them wink at her and say hey baby and instead of giving her the money give her your business card."
-Boobaloo (oasisinet user) advice on getting a date with the local Tesco's 10-item till cashier girl.
"Watch V for vendetta, then proceed to learn violin and get a mask, then hide yourself forever in an internet forum being intellectual and reading books just for the sake of it."
-Daniel advice on how to be a basement dweller.
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